This is a completely broken trick-taking game made of solid gold in which the players are vast armies of anthropomorphic animals who are trying to protect slaves in order to command the most pantyhose.

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Thanks to the following BGGers for their help in adding words and phrases: ben_ethus, chaddyboy_2000, derscheid, dodonna, pronoblem
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