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All is Zesty and Bright

Folks, I don’t often use the phrase “Christmas Miracle” to describe anything less than finding another pair of clean socks so I can put off laundry for one more day, but yesterday I bore witness to a genuine, life-affirming, spiritually … Continue reading

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They’re Back By Popular Demand

Yes, indeed they are! These bags have been showing up in Wal-Marts and Targets across America, quietly bringing their message of hope and joy to men and women, boys and girls! My cousin informed me of this the other day, … Continue reading

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Hello, Mr. Chips!

Shortly after I posted my love letter to Taco-flavor Doritos, my cousin Trey sent me an instant message with glorious news: they’re back! Sort of. Introducing Doritos Collisions. This is where they take two different flavors of Doritos, accelerate them … Continue reading

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A Chip on My Shoulder

The marketing Sufis at Frito-Lay decided that they would build interest in Doritos by keeping the newest flavor secret. It’s referred to on the bag as X-13D* and there’s a hint on the bag that says, “All-American Classic”. Thanks to … Continue reading

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