Because of work, in lieu of actual content, you get chat transcripts worthy of Oscar Wilde himself.
11:17:51 [roomtemp] instead i get to think about buzzwords to use when describing the office space in the proposed museum of m_______ history!
11:18:33 [roomtemp] must be suitably impressive but not too much sugar for a dime.
11:20:06 [legomancer] “glorious”, “acoustically sound”, “gravity-enabled”, “Euclidean”, “chi-propelling”
11:20:40 [legomancer] i’ll give you a shiny nickel if you put in Euclidean
11:22:41 [legomancer] you could also take the opposite route: “As my eyes gazed upon the cyclopean space, the eldritch carpeting spread before me like a hymn from the tongues of the damned, my brain recoiled in horror-filled rejection of its insane, non-Euclidean walls and furniture…”
11:29:14 [roomtemp] heh … the sad thing is, i probably could slip a few of those terms past ye powers that beee.
11:32:40 [legomancer] “non-antimatter”
11:53:24 [legomancer] “features the same types of protons, neutrons, and electrons used in the Louvre!”