What I did this week on Twitter, where it’s always something.
* BEST OF THE WEEK imo:
"I'm supposed to be happy and I'm not happy!" Kid across the street, I get you.
— Dave Lartigue (@daveexmachina) July 5, 2015
* This led to me finding out I’ve been singing Rag Mop wrong all my life
SNAKWALK doodle-oo-dah-de-do-do SNAKWALK doodle-oo-dah-de-do-do SNAKWALK doodle-oo-dah-de-do-do S-N-A-K W-A-L-K
— Dave Lartigue (@daveexmachina) July 6, 2015
* sorry
@MarkusJ he has to promise not to do sandwich artistry that depicts the prophet
— Dave Lartigue (@daveexmachina) July 7, 2015
* This was replied to by someone doing something similar and better
I am in a very empty region of space. Only a few atoms per kilometer, and up to seven miles between Starbucks locations.
— Fake Voyager 2 (@FakeVoyager2) July 7, 2015
* RT of the week
Yoda: Do or do not. There is no "try." Me: Cool. I choose "do not." Yoda: Okay, but… *I'm already playing PS4 and eating corndogs*
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) July 8, 2015
* No wait this is RT of the week
NYSE realizes stocks are fake, tells everyone to give up and go home. 'what have we even been doing,' said a guy
— slime generator (@sashageffen) July 8, 2015
* This is part of a longer topic but it stands on its horrible own
"Martin? This is your cousin, MARVIN Luther King Jr. You know that dream you were looking for? Listen to this!"
— Dave Lartigue (@daveexmachina) July 8, 2015
* The D could also stand for “dude” I guess but I’m also not that
I'm not a DILF unless the D stands for Dave and then I'm not that either
— Dave Lartigue (@daveexmachina) July 8, 2015
* RT of the week, Prince of Stories edition
oh man pic.twitter.com/HUwIkedfjZ
— BAKOON! (@BAKKOOONN) July 9, 2015
* truth
#DescribeTwitterIn3Words why god why
— Dave Lartigue (@daveexmachina) July 10, 2015
* good riddance
the South Carolina flag will be moved to this special display case pic.twitter.com/QQAcCEtgoy
— Dave Lartigue (@daveexmachina) July 10, 2015
