So I’m looking at search phrases that got people to my site and I come across this:
Google Search: white poll on a black whole xxxx
It took me a few minutes to realize what this poor bastard was looking for. Once I realized what it was, my heart was just filled with pity. This pathetic soul is looking for porn with Google, and can’t freakin’ spell what it is he’s looking for. This is the only person in the world who can’t find porn on the internet! I can’t begin to imagine how frustrating that must be.