This is going to be a short one because even I don’t want to dwell too much on this. Mork and Mindy hit in 1978, when I was in 4th grade. I was a huge fan, and when I saw these suspenders — just like Mork’s! — for sale, I was desperate to have them.
For some reason the TV show never focused on people pulling them from the back to try and snap them against you. Which doesn’t really work, just wrecks the ineffectual metal claws that hold them up. Soon you’re left with a pair of suspenders that you couldn’t even wear if you wanted to because kids can be cruel.
When did I get it? Probably around 1978.
Do I still have it? No. I don’t think I kept them for very long at all.