Me: Can’t believe you haven’t watched Breaking Bad yet. You won’t believe all the bad they break.
Dan: No spoilers!
Me: just unbelievable amounts of bad, broken to shit
Dan: I told you no spoilers……dick.
Me: you think, “surely they have broken all the bad. no more bad can possibly be left” and then they find more bad and break it too!
Dan: I hate you as much as you hate yourself, which has to be a TON.