1) Pick some currently popular movie or TV show. Make sure it hasn’t had this treatment yet, and the more ironic this treatment seems, the better.
2) Come up with a bunch of trite, New Agey ‘philosophical’ garbage. Explain how your target exemplifies these beliefs. Since you’re making them up, that shouldn’t be hard.
3) You MUST have the word ‘Philosophy’ or ‘Gospel’ in your title.