Though this one is a close second:
“Can you go out there and see what the walking statue wants?”
Based on the awkward stance, I’m guessing a 50′ reinforced toilet.
Popular names for owlbears: Owly, Pooh-Owl, Matlock.
Unpopular names for owlbears: Sue (q.v. An Owlbear Named Sue), Hitler, Darth Hoots.
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