What’s in a Name?

Over on the Linktank, I linked the other day to the site for The Kabalarians, a group of…er…unorthodox thinkers who believe, among other things, that your name reveals your personality. While testing out the name analyzer at their site, I was shocked and disappointed to find that “Legomancer” wasn’t on their list of names! So I submitted it for their consideration, explaining that it was Zoroastrian in origin. Here is the result of their analysis:

Your name of Legomancer indicates qualities of a leader and organizer but a difficulty in concentrating and systematizing your efforts interferes with achieving your goals. You desire a good standard of living and the best quality in all your material possessions. You have a friendly nature, well-liked by others for your sense of humour and pleasant personality and you love parties and socializing in general. You could be musically or artistically inclined and may often be the “life” of the party and would enjoy finding expression in the entertainment field. You have a pleasure-loving nature, and although you have an ability to meet and mix with people on all levels, you tend to become involved in awkward emotional situations to your detriment. Deriving pleasure from giving to others, you enjoy spending money on them, but tend to be a spendthrift, and not build up a reserve for emergencies. You have a good appetite, and appreciate the best and richest foods. For this reason, you could possibly suffer with an over-heated bloodstream, which in turn affects the skin, causing rashes and eczema.

That’s just eerie! If it had only included the fact that I’m female, black, gay, and left-handed, it could have been 100% wrong! No natural force could be this inaccurate, could it?

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