For Valentine’s Day, Becky gave me the DVD of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and we watched it Saturday night.
Man, that is a great, fun movie. And I fell in hate with geeks across the country again for not making that movie into a hit.
I just can’t figure this out, so I’ve asked this guy to explain for me. Take it away, Trenchgeek!
|I DIDN’T LIKE SKY CAPTAIN BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH INDUSTRIAL TECHNO MUSIC AND BLACK LEATHER AND TRENCHCOAT AND NO BULLET TIME PEYOW PEYOW WTF THOSE ROBOTS LOOKED ALL OLD AND STUPID AND IT NEEDED SOME VIN DIESEL OR HUGH JACKMAN MAYBE AND SOME BOOBS LOL I GUESS IT WAS OKAY BUT IT WAS NO PUNISHER THAT’S FOR SURE MORE SLOW MOTION SWORDFIGHTS PLEASE AND ALSO THE CHARACTERS WERE KIND OF SHALLOW AND NOT TOTALLY DEEP NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I WATCH SOME MORE ANIME. PS: KEVIN SMITH.|
Thank you, Trenchgeek! We’ll be getting more of his unique point of view in later entries.