There’s a looming crisis, one we must act against now, before it’s too late. Some naysayers are saying nay, that there is no crisis. The President insists there is, though he provides no evidence of this. Since Bush never talks to or listens to anyone who doesn’t already agree with him, everyone around him agrees there’s a crisis.
But thankfully, Bush has some plan that will solve the crisis once and for all! All we have to do is give him a wrench and let him bang around under the hood a bit — never mind what he’s doing there — and then she’ll purr like a kitten.
And afterwards, only our young people will suffer and only a wealthy few will benefit.