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3 Responses to Nature May Abhor a Vacuum, But We LOVE Them!

  1. blathering says:

    I will have to take a photo of my vintage electrolux. I inherited it from my great-great aunt and it still works. It is in superhot turquoise from the early 50s.

  2. Dave says:

    *fans self*

  3. tom says:

    Good post, but unfortunately the internet is conspiring to undermine its humour by making hoover porn seem normal.

    Oh god, wait, it’s me isn’t it? HOOVER PORN IS NOT NORMAL!