Twitter Theater Presents: Fundamentalist Christian Horror Movies

The other day, Dorian (of Postmodern Barney fame) mentioned something about “Fundamentalist Christian Horror Movies” on Twitter. I decided to explore this possible genre and some other folks joined in the fun!

daveexmachina: I EVOLVE ON YOUR GRAVE
bitterandrew: DRAG ME TO NON-EXISTENCE
kenlowery: RAPTURIA
bitterandrew: I MARRIED A LAPSED CATHOLIC
daveexmachina: AN AMERICAN ATHEIST ON THE SCHOOL BOARD
KingOblivionPhD: FRIDAY THE 13TH: THEY BROUGHT IT ON THEMSELVES WITH THE PREMARITAL SEX
bitterandrew: IT CAME FROM NARAL
KingOblivionPhD: NIGHT OF THE LIVING GAYS
kenlowery: BRUCE ALMIGHTY
HitlerPuncher: INVASION OF THE BODY FREEDOMS
daveexmachina: I KNOW WHAT YOU TWO CONSENTING ADULTS DID IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME LAST SUMMER
HitlerPuncher: HOUSE OF 1,000 SCIENCE TEXTBOOKS
bitterandrew: TASTE THE RULINGS OF ACTIVIST JUDGES
HitlerPuncher: THE EASILY EXPLAINABLE PHENOMENA OF HILL HOUSE
HitlerPuncher: ROSEMARY’S CHOICE NOT TO HAVE A BABY AT THIS TIME
KingOblivionPhD: THE HILLS HAVE MORAL RELATIVISM
HitlerPuncher: MILK
kenlowery: NIGHTMARE ON ECUMENICAL STREET
KingOblivionPhD: THE EVOLUTIONIST
HitlerPuncher: THE INTELLECTUALLY CURIOUS CASE OF CHARLES DARWIN
bitterandrew: JAMES-RANDI-MAN
daveexmachina: ROSEMARY’S ABORTION
HitlerPuncher: THE HILLS HAVE RIGHTS
bitterandrew: CARL SAGAN’S COSMOS
HitlerPuncher: THE TALENTED MR. DAWKINS
kenlowery: AL FRANKEN-STEIN
KingOblivionPhD: FEMALE CLERGY ON A PLANE
rj_white: THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF BAKKER
KingOblivionPhD: THE LAND BEFORE TIME
rj_white: GOOD FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V
bitterandrew: THE LIBERATED WOMAN WHO LIVES DOWN THE LANE
HitlerPuncher: ROE VS WADE VS GODZILLA
rj_white: ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FATHER COUGHLIN
bitterandrew: THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT WING AGENDA
HitlerPuncher: NO-PRAYERINSCHOOL-FERATU
rj_white: INVASION OF THE BODY OF CHRIST SNATCHERS
kenlowery: I AM CATHOLIC (YELLOW)
KingOblivionPhD: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE OF GOD’S WORD THROUGH SELECTIVE INTERPRETATION
bitterandrew: THE BRIDE OF EQUAL-RIGHTS-ENSTEIN
HitlerPuncher: HOUSE OF RELATIVISM
rj_white: THE BASIC HUMAN CURIOSITY FOR LOGIC AND SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE THAT COULDN’T DIE
bitterandrew: I, MULTICULTURALIST
amboy00: THE SECULAR GARDEN
KingOblivionPhD: CREATURE FROM THE LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE
HitlerPuncher: MIDNIGHT IN THE GARDEN OF SITUATIONAL ETHICS
bitterandrew: THE ROAD TO MASSACHUSETTS
HitlerPuncher: 12 ANGRY BLACK MEN
KingOblivionPhD: AGNOSTI
HitlerPuncher: NO SUCH THING AS ORIGINAL SIN CITY
bitterandrew: THE RETURN OF ENLIGHTENMENT THINKING
daveexmachina: THE LACK OF A TEN COMMANDMENTS MONUMENT AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS
HitlerPuncher: A FEW GAY MEN
bitterandrew: APOCALYPSE NEVER
j_bacardi: BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
kingbaz: LAST MOSQUE ON THE LEFT
HitlerPuncher: THE STEPFORD LIBERATED WOMEN
kenlowery: DRESSED TO KILL (BABIES)
HitlerPuncher: BRAM STOKER’S BARACK-ULA
bitterandrew: THE TOWN THAT DREADED MODERNITY
kenlowery: GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER (IT’S A MUSLIM GUY)
amboy00: ROSIE O’DONNELL’S BABY
KingOblivionPhD: RE-PANTHEATOR
bitterandrew: THE MOSQUE NEXT DOOR (A sequel to the TEMPLE NEXT DOOR and UNITARIAN CHURCH NEXT DOOR.)
daveexmachina: A HOLIDAY CAROL
daveexmachina: FOUR GAY WEDDINGS AND A GAY FUNERAL
KingOblivionPhD: A PERFECTLY EXPLICABLE PHENOMENON ON 34TH STREET
amboy00: PASSION OF THE KRISHNA
daveexmachina: HARRY POTTER AND THE LIBRARY OF YOUR KID’S SCHOOL
thielavision: GOD-DELUSION-ZILLA
daveexmachina: SCIENCEZILLA
joevsken: FERRIS BUELLER’S GAY OFF
seanjackson: LAWRENCE OF GAY-RABIA
thielavision: THE CREATIONIST WALKS AMONG US
thielavision: HEATHER HAS TWO MUMMIES
seanjackson: ILLEGAL ALIEN, ILLEGAL ALIENS, ILLEGAL ALIENS 3, ILLEGAL ALIENS 4: RESTITUTION
thielavision: THE HOMESCHOOL ON HAUNTED HILL
thielavision: THE ABOMINABLE DR. KEVORKIAN
thielavision: TWO-MANSQUITO
daveexmachina: THE BLACK CATHOLIC
thielavision: THE EIGHT COMMANDMENTS
thielavision: THE DAY MY TV REMOTE BROKE
daveexmachina: JEWS: THE REVENGE
thielavision: IT CAME FROM SEX ED CLASS (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)
thielavision: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
thielavision: DON’T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT (THAT’S WHERE I KEEP MY PORN)
mhglover: WELFARE QUEEN OF THE DAMNED
mhglover: THE GODLESSFATHER
mhglover: IT’S A SECULAR LIFE
daveexmachina: SILENCE OF THE LAMB OF GOD
mhglover: MONTY PYTHON AND THE SNAZZY CUP
myfuckingeye: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD WHITE REPUBLICAN MEN

Thanks to everyone for playing along! (And I don’t know if anyone unfollowed me for this, but I did have one guy ask “why all the Christian hate today?” and I gained as a follower a dude who’s very excited about being Catholic.) Why not put your own additions in the comments?

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3 Responses to Twitter Theater Presents: Fundamentalist Christian Horror Movies

  1. Blasterhappy says:

    Good Friday The 13th: Jason Eats Meat

  2. Blasterhappy says:

    The Touchables: Elliot Ness Comes Out

  3. Dorian says:

    I still feel slightly guilty about never actually participating in this particular game.