Remember how I make stupid t-shirts and try to sell them? No? Well, I do! And we have two new designs that your torso will beg to be covered with!

First up is this one. If only Joss knew you, you and he would be BFFs totally.

Now, this next one is my favorite. We all know how every shirt in your wardrobe is black, right? But do you have one of THESE?

Introducing the BLACK BLACK T-SHIRT T-SHIRT! Black t-shirt fans, it simply doesn’t get more ultimate than this. Why wear simply a black t-shirt when you can wear the literal embodiment of black t-shirt-ness? You’ll want to get several.

And as long as you’re there, let’s not forget these favorites:

Three people of class and distinction have bought that last one!

Now remember, all proceeds go towards buying me stuff. Honestly, these are at the lowest price I have the option of choosing, so it’s not like I’m rolling in dough from these^*. Click on a shirt to see more about it or here to see the whole shop.

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^* — In addition to nobody much buying them.