Yes, yes, Twitter can be used for completely banal things. You’re very clever for pointing that out.
But maybe there are situations where the immediacy, ease, and brevity have great advantages.
We were glad to know how things were going. And now, here’s Piper:
Congratulations to Jerm and Krissi on the birth of their daughter, Piper. Won’t you join me in welcoming her to the world?