My watch died some time on Sunday. I never replace batteries, because by the time they die I usually need a new band as well, and by that time I may as well just get a new watch. So I went out to Target and got a new one.
Unfortunately, I was all hopped up on cold medicine and didn’t make a wise watch choice.
This is the watch I got. It’s big and ugly and stupid and it has a compass in the band that doesn’t work and it’s stupid and also I hate it. It looks like it probably should have had Inspector Gadget on the box it came in and that it shoots plastic missiles or dispenses candy.
I’m probably going to take it back to Target when I get back home and get a more sensible cheap-ass watch.