Becky (walking in the house): Why does it smell like bacon?
Me (upstairs): It doesn’t smell like bacon, it smells like bummimn muubbmp.
Becky: Like what?
Me (yelling louder and coming downstairs): BUMMIMN MUUBBMP!
Becky: I still can’t hear you.
Me: Burning meeple.
Becky: No wonder I couldn’t make that out. Why does it smell like burning meeple?
Me: Cause I set a meeple on fire.
Me: To take a picture of it.
Me: I lit it on fire in the fireplace. I’m not STUPID.
Becky: Well where is it?
Me: I soaked it in water and threw it away.
Becky: Why’d you do that?
Me: It was all burned up.
Becky: This doesn’t address why burned meeple smells like bacon.
Me: That I don’t know.
Here’s the picture: