It’s time to be Christmas shopping again, but I just can’t bring myself to head out to the malls, so I’m going to be selecting gifts from the wide array of catalogues we get here at the house.
We’ll start with Design Toscano which features, according to its cover, “Treasured gifts with timeless appeal”.
Well, hey, right here on page “5CG” is exactly what I was looking for!
So eleven of those — hmm, better make it twelve in case I forgot someone — and I’m done!
What.
The.
Shit.
Timeless appeal indeed. I guess that sounds better than “For the man who has everything…including a desire to fantasize about having sex with a spider.”
A spider…or a carny.
Do hips even work that way?
I’m glad there’s a candle there for scale, else I’d have thought that thing was life-size.
Does it come with a remote control?
Didn’t something like this show up in a Bubblegum Crisis episode?