Putting Fears to Rest

With Obama leading in the polls and a victory seeming inevitable, I’ve noticed that a lot of folks on the Right are getting really scared about what the future will look like with an Obama presidency. They seem to think that he’s going to:

– Make Christianity illegal
– Impose Sharia law
– Turn health care over to postal workers
– Declare Homosexuality mandatory
– Destroy all our nuclear weapons
– Convert our economy to Communism
– Give Iraq to Iran
– Make Dr. Dre the Surgeon General

This is ridiculous, folks. Calm down and look at this rationally. He’s only got four years. I’d say he’ll only be able to accomplish MAYBE three of these things before having to get re-elected, and even if he gets a second term I’m pretty sure he still won’t be able to get the whole list done. The man’s not a miracle worker, after all.

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5 Responses to Putting Fears to Rest

  1. Laurie says:

    Gee, in that case, I’m kinda hoping the Dr. Dre thing is on his short list.

  2. Isaac says:

    I’m waiting for that first State of the Union address when he breaks into the rap.

    My name is Obama and I gots ta say
    Our nation’s back on the right track today!

    etc.

  3. Otro dave says:

    Don’t forget his plan to make latte pour from the taps instead of water.

  4. Cookie says:

    I would vote for pretty much anyone based on the Dr. Dre thing.

  5. Albatross says:

    5-star surgeon general