Why yes there is, and it’s me! My Brickmaster kit arrived and just look at all this ph4t l3wt!
That’s a special Brickmaster magazine that I’m contractually unable to show you more of, one of the six exclusive sets I’ll be receiving, a free admission to Legoland California (does not include airfare), and two coupons for the Lego online shop that I have to give to my parents. Check those coupons out!
You know what this means, don’t you? Not only does it reveal heretofore unknown facts about our sixteenth President, but it also makes the Lego Death Star set only $395 now!
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
The only thing missing would be a membership card for my wallet. Also maybe a bowling short with “BRICKMASTER” on the back and my name embroidered in script above the front pocket. SWEET.
(Unfortunately, this alleged Brickmaster is currently out of building ideas.)