Well rage! WELL RAGE!
Victim: I’ll get you for this!
Aggressor: I already called “No Well-Backs!”
Victim: I think you miss the concept of a Wishing Well!
Aggressor: The concept is clear… I wish your ass down this well! All’s well that ends well!
Oh, don’t listen to him. He’s just upset he didn’t think to throw you down a well first.
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