The Dark Knight Concerns

I finally got one of the Batman Lego sets. I wanted a small set with a cool bad guy in it and this “Escape of Mr. Freeze” set totally filled the bill!

Check him out. Have you ever seen a minifig so grim? So determined?

But this leads to a definite moral quandary. If I simply don’t assemble Mr. Freeze and his little dune buggy, then he can’t menace Gotham City and Batman, right? Wouldn’t putting him together make me a knowing accessory to his crimes?

And since this is the only Batman set I own, if Mr. Freeze isn’t around, then his never-ending battle against crime…well, it ends.

On the other hand, then he’d be free to pursue his dream career.

Sous-chef!

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6 Responses to The Dark Knight Concerns

  1. Andrew Weiss says:

    I hear Batman is a bigger tyrant in the kitchen than Bourdain and Ramsay combined.

  2. Ken Lowery says:

    Busboys are a cowardly and superstitious blah blah blah.

  3. Lanf says:

    I’m sorry, but bat-omlette, bat-fondue, and bat-burritos will never hit the big time.

  4. Dorian says:

    Indiana Jones is the head chef?
    Also, Lego Batman’s white eye stripe creeps me out.

  5. Dave says:

    A lot of people tell him he looks like Indiana Jones and he’s all, “Oh, please!”

  6. Blasterhappy says:

    Yeah I heard that Emeril and Batman were partners at one time but when they split Emeril got the “BAM!” and Batman go the “KAPOW!”