My first instinct is to go with “kitchen bat,” but instead I’ll go with coked-out stripper.
The stripper got cropped out.
Did you kill the filthy rodent?
Uh oh. Charlie Babbit ate the bat. 3 minutes to Wapner.
What the hell are you talking about?
Dave: No, she just didn’t come back one morning! I hope she’s okay. (Becky decided it’s a she.) She was only there for a few days before, so it’s possible we’re just a stop along a migration path to somewhere else. Do bats migrate?
I think it was a Bat’s version of Reality TV. He/she hung around, observed, got bored and went to the next house. Maybe you should have voted someone off or something or Beebo should have been pitched a tantrum… Something!
Amelia. Her name’s Amelia.
Aren’t most solitary bats that attach themselves to windowsills around this time male?
To expand on my comment….I thought that females gathered in the larger groups in Spring to bear young while the males led solitary lives.
Maybe the bat is a Peeping Tom or Peeping Tammy! BTW I like Amelia. How about a middle name of Rose…Amelia Rose! She sounds like such a sweet bat. AWWWWWWW!
Dave, as my first thought after reading your post was uh-oh, I attempted to sound like Rain Man for a second, like it was Rain Man’s fault the bat was gone. I assumed you had seen the movie and would get the obscure reference.
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