Ladies and gentlemen, the Barney Potato:

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Matt and Satoko gave us a selection of crops from their garden, and this amazing specimen was included within! Perhaps the thought of toddler pilgrims flocking to their kitchen prompted them to give away this nigh-divine artifact. Alls I know is, very soon we will achieve in reality that which others have only fantasized — slicing, mashing, and devouring Barney!