The Fall 2007 Collection
Apart from quoting Monty Python, there’s nothing geeks like more than wearing black shirts with white text on them informing the reader of how evil and/or insane they are. Oh sure, you think that guy’s just a greasy-haired anime fan with no sense of personal space, but his shirt will inform you that at any moment he’s liable to do something violent and crazy just for the humanity-shocking fun of it!
With this audience in mind, I present my Fall 2007 Collection of clothing for the discerning geek.
I can’t smile anymore now that Firefly was cancelled. And don’t get me started on the movie.
Comment by Lanf — September 20, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
I am so full of love for you right now.
Speaking of – don’t forget the black shirts that proclaim how oversexed the wearer is! Bonus points if combined with how evil the wearer is!
Comment by Kitty — September 20, 2007 @ 3:58 pm
Niiiiiice. Of course, you could add the following to *every* gamer t-shirt:
Virgin
Self-Absorbed
Hygiene-Challenged
Virgin
Arrogant
Egocentric
Control Freak
Virgin
Comment by CounterProductive — September 20, 2007 @ 4:51 pm
I want the Aspergers one quite badly.
Comment by Andrew Ducker — September 20, 2007 @ 6:36 pm
Hmmm, thinks it’s cute to mock disability. File under “asshole.”
Comment by Joe S. Walker — September 21, 2007 @ 8:23 am
Dude, liking Shadowrun is just stupid, not a “disability”.
Comment by Andrew Weiss — September 21, 2007 @ 8:50 am
There needs to be one that says “PORN (shopping) STAR”
Comment by Jon Hendry — September 21, 2007 @ 9:52 am
One for #5: “My humor offends no one.”
Comment by Jeff — September 21, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
After the first few seconds of childlike joy, I was quite angry to realize that these aren’t actually for sale.
Comment by mace morrison — September 21, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
“Hmmm, thinks it’s cute to mock disability. File under “asshole.””
This is exactly why these shirts need to be made, to anger people who just don’t get it.
Comment by Biff Tannen — September 21, 2007 @ 5:52 pm
Me and The Goddess(My Wife) would love to have the Pokemon Nerd shirt for our Asperger’s enhanced son.And yes as an “Under achiver and proud of it” of the 80′s I dont object to the Asperger’s shirt. As “Im so Aspergers” becomes the new “Im so ADD”, I see a kind of empathy for those who “really” have these conditions spreading.A rough and tumble empathy to be sure, but I still dig it.
Great list, if you havent made these shirts someone will!
Comment by ronyon — September 22, 2007 @ 11:24 am
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