Foley’s not a pedophile, he’s now gay.
Foley’s attorney, David Roth, said Foley had never had sexual contact with a minor and said any assertion that Foley is a pedophile is “categorically false.”
Roth added that “Mark Foley wants you to know he is a gay man.”
Well that makes sense. Everyone knows that gay people will, without exception and uncontrollably, prey on kids. Which is why their behavior needs to be criminalized. Foley’s a black eye to the GOP no matter what, but at least now he can do them the favor of exemplifying the Gay Menace.
The defenders of decency, folks.