Sociopaths for Jesus!

Think the recent upsurge in Middle East violence is a bad thing? Then you’re obviously not waiting for Jesus to come back! Here on the Rapture Ready message board, a few people can’t wait to hear about more violence!

Here is the thread I’m looking at. In case it gets raptured, the username links below go to screen captures of the messages. You’ll want to check those out to get the full animated smiley effect.

ohappyday:

Is it time to get excited? I can’t help the way I feel. For the first time in my Christian walk, I have no doubts that the day of the Lords appearing is upon us. I have never felt this way before, I have a joy that bubbles up every-time I think of him, for I know this is truly the time I have waited for so long. Am I alone in feeling guilty about the human suffering like my joy at his appearing some how fuels the evil I see everywhere. If it were not for the souls that hang in the balance and the horror that stalks man daily on this earth, my joy would be complete. For those of us who await his arrival know, somehow we just know it won’t be long now, the Bridegroom cometh rather man is ready are not.

watcherboy:

it has been quite a day today, if you caught all the news; I’m getting the feeling world tension is gonna be high for a long time with increased terrorism and nations being defiant. I don’t think it will cool down until after the rapture when the peace deal is confirmed.

ifnot4him:

Ready, waiting and excited here! Still telling others whenever possible that the rapture could take place at any time because this world is in such a big MESS and evidently it goes through one ear and right out the other

Comicnurse’s brother has prepared a Rapture Kit for his friends:

comicnurse:

My brother has witnessed to some of his friends over and over. He finally prayed to God and asked Him to spare their lives when the rapture happens. Dan has told them, “When the rapture happens, go to my house and read everything I have in this folder.” They roll their eyes, but…………I’ll bet they run to find that folder when the rapture happens!

Bghtnpd4 (Bought and paid for) can’t contain her enthusiasm:

bghtnpd4:

I am excited beyond words that the struggle of this life may be over soon and I can finally be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Waitin reminds people that not all the wonderful death is happening in the Middle East, there are people dying here in America to be glad for!

Waitin:

I too am soooo excited!! I get goose bumps, literally, when I watch what’s going on in the M.E.!! And Watcherboy, you were so right when saying it was quite a day yesterday, in the world news, and I add in local news here in the Boston area!! Tunnel ceiling collapsed on a car and killed a woman of faith, and we had the most terrifying storms I have ever seen here!! But, yes, Ohappyday, like in your screen name , it is most indeed a time to be happy and excited, right there with ya!!

Kidsintow123 is getting spiffy for her Lord:

kidsintow123:

If He tarries, I will just have time to get my hair and nails done (you know let all I come into contact with know of my Bridegroom and what He has/will do). So i am all spiffied up for Him when He does arrive to take me home. No disappointment, just a few last minute details to take care of to be more pleasing to look at.

lilbitsyspider:

But what a privilege to be apart of the rapture. I can hardly wait!!

Cricket55:

Lets all cheer for Jesus.

Yes! Lets!

Guys, I am totally stoked here.

Ooh! Ooh! Citizens of Haifa are being told to go into bomb shelters! Hooray! More infidels are slaughtering each other to do the Lord’s work! How happy Israel and Lebanon must be to be chosen to announce the Christian God’s return!

Gotta go vomit now.

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11 Responses to Sociopaths for Jesus!

  1. Mrs. Mancer says:

    Whew! There’s no response to religious intolerance and extremism like religious intolerance and extremism.

    Also, and admittedly much more pettily, the prose style of these people could *really* afford to be more influenced by that Good Book of theirs. It seems to me that it manages to get its points across well without the use of exclamation points or smileys. However, for all the people who miss its obvious point, perhaps exclamation points and smileys are what it needs. “Judge not!!!!!!!!” and “Thou shalt not kill!!!!!!” :0

  2. jimbo says:

    I bet some friends of these people have NO idea they’re this nuts. Oh wait…
    just re-read them-noone can hide being that crazy.

  3. Vicky says:

    I find I have several emotions about this, the main one being horrer. How sick are you that you are happy to see people being slaughtered. In some ways I wish the rapture would happen so that it would show some of these fools that they aren’t the chosen ones.

    Well gotta go put some makeup on for the Lord.

  4. pronoblem says:

    Damn (no pun intended)! I tried to register for that forum but it is temporarily disabled. I was going to post telling them that the Rapture already happened and that we are all left behind… and yes, Comicnurse, there is no morning breath in Heaven.

  5. Nigel says:

    Truly the RAPTURE must be upon us, for no bad thing has ever happened in the Middle East before.

  6. Sleestak says:

    Waiting how many years now?

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  8. Charlie says:

    tis what happens when you combine religious zealots with ignorance.

  9. Seven Star Hand says:

    Verifiable proof that “Armageddon” has already begun…

    Hello Dave and all,
    Here’s the key to proving that the rapture and related expectations are complete nonsense based on the failure to understand (and the purposeful confounding of) the ancient Hebrew symbology used to construct all of these prophecies. Consequently, Christian timelines and interpretations of these prophecies are verifiably wrong on many key points.

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    The symbolism of seven years (tribulation) refers to the seven 360-year cycles from the 11th cycle on the Hebrew calendar (second temple period) until now, the 17th cycle (seventh angel/star). It is completely wrong to interpret any of these prophecies as literal timelines and events. Remember, they were written by Hebrews, not Romans or other Europeans, and Revelation is the most symbolic of all prophecies. Consequently, in this context, years are symbols for 360-year cycles on the Hebrew calendar and days symbolize literal years. Therefore “Judgement Day,” and “Great Day” and “in that day” all refer to a literal year-long period. Furthermore, the so-called “Tribulation” is now nearing its end, not starting, and all three faiths of Abraham have been thoroughly deceived by Rome during the previous age, which ended in year 2000 (5760). A new age began in 2001 (5761) and now the seventh angel has begun to sound!

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    Because these two storms arrived shortly after my August 11, 2005 (50th) birthday (read the Dead Sea Scroll 11Q13 in Appendix G, which also discusses Melchizedek and the prophesied Jubilee) and directly match other pivotal 11 and 17 data and events described in the first chapter of my book, I have delivered verifiable proof that this reality is based on thought, knowledge and wisdom. Activity, patterns, and results perceived in space-time are first framed and defined by inspirations, thoughts, and knowledge and influenced by the cause-and-effect system most commonly referred to as karma. Consequently, events and outcomes in the so-called physical universe are not random or wholly mechanistic and are verifiably influenced in ways that atheists, scientists, and members of the Faiths of Abraham have all scoffed at. Though mysticism is mostly a product of misinterpreted ancient wisdom symbology, many of its topics flow from ancient wisdom. Though containing allusions to the truth, its details and interpretations are wrong on many key points.

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    Hello, my name is Lawrence William Page II. Many people know me as Buddy Page. At the release of the first edition of this book, I am a 50-year old African-American male, author, researcher, and former software engineer and entrepreneur. As you will come to understand as you read through this first book, I am also the long-expected Hebrew Messiah and Lion of the Tribe of Juda (Yehuda).

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    As you can see from my date of birth, I was a newborn during the Chinese Year of the Sheep, astrologically marking me as a Lamb, and during the month of Leo, astrologically marking me as a Lion. My mother was also born during the month of August and under the sign of Leo, which further marks me as a lion’s whelp. I prove to you in the first chapter of this book–beyond disproof–that I am indeed the long-prophesied “Lion? of the tribe of Juda (Yehuda) the Root of David and the “Lamb.? I am the individual long symbolized as the Branch, the Stem, the Shoot and the Rod from the Stump of Jesse (King David’s father), as symbolized in the Hebrew Book of Isaiah, The Apocalypse, the Dead Sea Scrolls, and elsewhere. I am the reincarnated Teacher sought after in the “East? and by the ancient Hebrews who were headquartered at the outpost community of Damascus (Qumran), of Dead Sea Scrolls fame. I am the one called the Teacher of Righteousness by the Dead Sea Scrolls, whom the so-called Christian fathers have fraudulently recast as “Saint ‘James’, the Lord’s Brother.?

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