Q: Help! I came here searching for Hot Nude Babes and am clearly in the wrong place!
A: Oh yes you are.
Q: Help! I think this thing I’m reading is supposed to be funny, but I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about.
A: The important thing is to remain calm. One of several possibilities exists here.
- It is not, in fact supposed to be funny. If it’s tagged “Politics” or “Religion” I assure you that Dave isn’t laughing.
- It is supposed to be funny, but you don’t have the necessary cultural background to appreciate it. Dave has a wide variety of interests, most of which are things that aren’t really worth being interested in. The entry category (Comics, TV, Movies, Music, Games) is usually an indication of what it is you spent your time wisely avoiding for the past thirty-odd years, unlike him. It’s best just to chuckle politely and then move on.
- It is supposed to be funny but actually isn’t. This is probably the answer.
Q: Help! I seem to have confused the concepts of “question” and “exclamatory statement”!
A: Oh no, I have too?