Entire poll here.
One Cool Point to Dave for pointing this out!
I notice that his “Christian” count is steadily rising. Makes you wonder how those people define a “Christian” doesn’t it.
I’m disappointed that “Arrogant” no longer gets as many mentions. However, I’m sure that can be attributed to the fact that the terms “Ass” and “Jerk” have made an apperance on the list. The people who can only come up with “okay” and “President” need to have their voting privleges taken away.
Also, to the surprise of no one, “smart,” “intelligent,” or “wise” appears no where on the list. I’m with Sarah Vowel, who lamented in _Partly-Cloudy Patriot_ that what she wanted was a president who was all kinds of nerd. Why does this country hate smart people?
(Editor’s note: This was originally credited as “Dave”)
Dave, that’s because the country wants a President that it could sit down with and enjoy a brewski. For some reason, it’s important to have someone in charge that’s just like regular folks–if by “regular folks” we mean the millionaire son of an ex-President. For my part, I think the leader of the country–and ostensibly the planet–oughta be just a bit better than the rest of us. I’ve seen a lot of regular folks, and I wouldn’t want most of them (or me, for that matter) in charge of a shoe store, much less a nuclear weapons arsenal.
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