Write Your Own Silver Age Green Arrow Story!

Write Your Own Silver Age Green Arrow Story!

1) Choose a noun: ________

2) Now, insert that noun into every space in the story below.

3) Enjoy your story!

GREEN ARROW: THE BIZARRE ________ CRIMES OF THE ________ MASTER!

Person 1: Oh my! Look at that man with the ________. I wonder what it’s for.

Person 2: He — he’s comitting a crime with it!

________ MASTER: Ha ha ha! This ________ will enable me to steal these jewels!

[Later]

Person 1: Gah! A giant ________!

Person 2: It’s headed for the bank!

________ MASTER: Robbing this bank is child’s play with my giant ________!

[Across town]

Speedy: The arrow signal! Let’s get dressed!

[Green Arrow and Speedy show up in Arrowcar.]

GA: Someone is robbing the bank with a giant ________! Quick, the catapult!

Speedy: Our arrows are useless against that ________!

________ MASTER: I knew my ________ would triumph over Green Arrow!

GA: I’m stumped, Speedy!

Speedy: How can we possibly win against that ________?

GA: Wait! I have an idea!

[Later]

________ MASTER: No one can stop me from robbing this armored car!

GA: Ha! I will! This ridiculous arrow we’ve never used before will stop your ________ cold!

________ MASTER: Argh!

Speedy: The armored car is saved!

GA: Of course! You see, the arrow negates the effect of the ________!

Speedy: That makes no sense, but we’re out of panels!

GA: The only ________s he’ll be seeing from now on will be inside a prison cell!

GA & Speedy: Ha ha ha!

THE END

(I feel bad for cracking on Green Arrow again, but what ya gonna do?)

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One Response to Write Your Own Silver Age Green Arrow Story!

  1. Lanf says:

    My noun is FISH.

    GA: Of course! You see, the arrow negates the effect of the FISH!
    Speedy: That makes no sense, but we’re out of panels!

    Indeed, Speedy. Indeed.