You want it to stop raining? Ok here is what you do….Follow real close now…..Don’t wash your car!…….Don’t cut the grass!…….Take an umbrella with where ever you go including the John!……Don’t plan a parade or a picnic for the rest of your life!(or at least don’t speak of it out loud. They can hear you ya know)……Say on an occasion “Wow those people down south look mighty parched”. Last but not least…..NEVER dance with an indian because you can’t understand them and as far as you know it could be……..dare I say it…….a Rain Dance! Crap like this kept me out of the real GOOD schools!
“Suck it, Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.”
Have you tried the “Rain, rain go away” chant? I hear that it works wonders.
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