The Entertainment Weekly review of Alone in the Dark contains the single greatest line from a movie review, ever:
When the giant, intelligent bees of the future sift through the ashes of our civilization, they will find Alone in the Dark, and they will understand.
That…that’s beautiful. Scott Brown wrote that.
And here’s another quote, less beautiful, from me, regarding the public’s bizarre love for Superbowl ads:
Watching TV for the ads is like wading in a swamp for the leeches.
Feel free to drop that into water-cooler conversation today and take credit for it. That one’s on the house.