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April 30, 2010

Geek Stuff

By the Time You Read This, I Will Already Be ROFLing.

Filed under: Geek Stuff — Dave @ 10:00 am

I’m AFK today, since I’m in Boston hanging out at ROFLCon!

Yes, for some reason I have decided to willing go to a place where I’ll be surrounded by people who think Chuck Norris and bacon are the epitome of hilarity. Why? Why am I doing this? Why to meet up with fellow members of The Bureau Chiefs (most for the first time!) and other associated pals!

In related news, the BCs were invited to edit several pieces in this week’s Weekly Dig. Most of mine didn’t make the cut (apparently they don’t think Johnny Rotten shilling Country Butter is as funny as Andrew and I do) but there are some quality LOLs in there. Here are the articles we edited, available online!

The Weekly Dig is normally available around Boston for free, but naturally we’ll be picking them all up, autographing them, and then selling them for a reasonable price. If you see one available gratis do not take it, as that would be like stealing from us.

I shall regale you with stories and photos upon my return. Until then…stay ROFLing!

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Tags: bureau_chiefs, roflcon


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April 29, 2010

Politics

Business As Usual

Filed under: Politics — Dave @ 12:57 pm

On Tuesday we were treated to a couple of Goldman Sachs douchebags being grilled in front of Congress. They’re accused of, essentially, selling their clients garbage that they were so sure would fail, they were betting against it with other clients (who got to pick the garbage themselves to ensure their bet). Here’s Senator Carl Levin going over the fine points.

Boy howdy! These guys are in some deep doo-doo! Following this humiliation, Goldman Sachs stock…went up. In fact, it’s gone up 5.28% since trading opened on Tuesday. If you think Goldman is in trouble, Wall Street doesn’t agree with you.

And why should they? We’ve certainly been here before, with Congresspeople wagging their fingers at shamed businessmen who got caught with their pants down. And what did we do those times? Gave them money.

These financial titans wrecked the economy — not just ours, but countries around the world — and we punished them by telling them we had to bail them out because they are too important to fail. They responded by giving themselves big fat bonus checks for not wrecking the economy further. And then they went on with their business. We have done nothing that will prevent this from happening again and everything to ensure that it will.

What else can we do? Our current form of capitalism is built on spinning gold from straw and straw from promises of straw yet to come as documented by this piece of paper that says “straw” on it. What are these MBAs going to do as an alternative — it’s not like America actually produces anything. All we CAN do is sleight of hand tricks to turn imaginary gobs of money into bigger imaginary gobs of money.

Senator Levin was shocked, shocked to discover that Goldman Sachs treated is clients “not as valuable customers but as objects for its own profit”. Were you not aware of how capitalism works, Senator?

Let’s just go ahead and send the dog and pony home, do whatever wrist-slapping we’re going to do, and then go right back ahead to literal business as usual. We all know how this story is going to end anyway.

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Tags: capitalism_yay!, too_big_to_fail


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April 28, 2010

Comics

Best Comics Month Ever

Filed under: Comics — Dave @ 1:43 pm

I was recently looking through a bunch of Silver Age comics and while we all know that the Silver Age is the Best Age, I think you can pinpoint the exact apex of quality from that era: February 1966.

Here’s what was going on in DC’s comics during that month. All of these are from comics with a cover date of February 1966.

In Action Comics #333, Superman had encountered some red kryptonite!

While in Superman #184, he was off on a primitive planet fighting this guy:

The Flash, in issue 158, was fighting a guy who could disassemble his body without even having to say “SPLIT!” and whose brain was in his hair.

Batman, over in Detective Comics #348, was encountering these dudes:

Don’t imagine Wonder Woman had things any easier. This is what she was having to deal with.

But hey! In Showcase #60, The Spectre made a triumphant return!

Even in the normally somewhat-realistic war comics, things were getting weird. Here’s Sgt. Rock teaming up with the Viking Prince in Our Army at War #163.

What’s Superman’s girlfriend up to? Check out Lois Lane #63:

And Adventure Comics #341, featuring the Legion of Super-Heroes, looks at the competition and says, “screw it, we can beat all of that.”

Seriously, read Chris Sims’ full synopsis of this one if you don’t believe me.

If you were a kid browsing the rack at the soda shop in February of 1966, those were your options. Oh, sure, Marvel also had some crap about some mopey-assed dude whose superpowers were a huge hassle or something, but who wants that? If you only had twelve cents, you had to pick JUST ONE of those stories above to read. How did those kids manage?

And then, the next month, it all started over again in Superboy!

But that’s another story, for another month.

I think this is enough proof that February 1966 was the greatest month in comicsdom!

UPDATE!

I can’t believe I forgot this! DC, knowing they were ushering in the best time in comics, featured this house ad this month!

But Dave! What of the competition? What else was going on this month? Well, Bully the Little Stuffed Bull has you covered, true believer! Head over to Comics Oughta Be Fun! and check out his examination of the Marvel offerings from February 1966!

AND MORE! Andrew Weiss covers another great company’s masterpieces enticements products from the two-six-six!

Can there be any doubt now that is doesn’t get any better than February 1966, comics-wise?

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Tags: best_blank_ever, news_from_the_silver_age


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April 27, 2010

Geek Stuff

I Will Be Arriving Via Subway, Not ROFLcopter

Filed under: Geek Stuff — Dave @ 10:51 am

This weekend I’m going to be in Boston as a VIP* at ROFLCon, a convention celebrating all sorts of Internet foolishness. I’ll be one of several Bureau Chiefs attending thanks to the crazy popularity of the Fake AP Stylebook religion phenomenon.

Founders Ken Lowery and Mark Hale will be giving a panel at 3:30 on Saturday, and the rest of us will be shmoozing, drinking, and servicing our assorted groupies. It’s certainly going to be an…interesting time.

I’m actually totally stoked because this will be the first time I’ve actually met most of these people. We’ve chatted, emailed, laughed, loved, and written a goddamn book, but I’ve never heard most of their voices. So that is damn exciting!

In addition, there are some folks there I’d love to shake hands with, such as Rob Cockerham, David Malki, and Ryan North.

This means I’ll be out of town for Free Comic Book Day, so I won’t be making it to my shop for that, but we’re going to drop in on Kevin at Comicopia and offer him some Drake’s snack cakes.

SO! If you’re in Boston this weekend, why not come see us at ROFLCon? If you’re not, go to your local comic shop and grab some free comics! MAGIC IS IN THE AIR THIS WEEKEND EITHER WAY.


* — Actually, Ken and Mark are the VIPs. We are their GUESTS. Man, what’s THAT about.

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Tags: bureau_chiefs, fcbd, roflcon


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April 26, 2010

Comics

Review: Asterios Polyp by David Mazzucchelli

Filed under: Comics — Dave @ 2:27 pm

Asterios Polyp by David Mazzucchelli was the big star last year, winning all sorts of critical acclaim and ending up on many “Best Comics of 2009″ lists except for mine, because I hadn’t read it yet.

Why hadn’t I? I was a little wary of it. I wasn’t sure if I would like it, it sounded rather intimidating, and honestly, I don’t usually go much for books that receive a lot of acclaim from the “outside world” because they’re often not nearly as interesting to comics readers as they are to non-comics readers.

However, after flipping through the book I decided to pick it up and give it a read.

It was not at all what I was expecting.

Basics first. It’s the story of a pompous, overbearing architect (the titular Asterios Polyp) who loses it all and starts over to find out what’s really important (important thing number one: not being pompous and overbearing).

Now, I didn’t come to that summary after consulting arcane texts, copious footnotes, and tomes of critical theories. I read the book. The plot is pretty straightforward and not remotely confusing. Why would I think otherwise? Because looking at some of the blurbs on the back and some of the reviews on the Amazon page, you’d think that the book is right up there with such dense, opaque works as Ulysses and Gravity’s Rainbow. It’s not. The story is right there on the page, for even as clumsy a reader as me to get the first time.

Which is not to say that the story isn’t good, it’s just not particularly interesting for itself. The plot is about what you’d expect from my synopsis above. It’s the artwork that is the star of the show here, with Mazzucchelli doing a lot of things that he can only do in a comic book, and this is what makes Asterios Polyp a star of the medium. His artistic touches add to a somewhat pedestrian story, developing it much further than one would think. The relationship between Asterios and his wife, Hana, is described more through the art than the story (indeed, when the story attempts to take over the reins, as in a scene involving the both of them attempting to tell a story, the results are often somewhat clunky and cliched.)

In fact, the story itself has two major problems. The first is that this is the story of someone who is forced to re-examine his life and make an abrupt change. The book opens with Polyp’s apartment burning in a fire and him losing essentially everything. He takes what money he can and gets on a bus, going “as far as he can” to a town called Apogee, where he settles in effortlessly and immediately with the local inhabitants. The book is a voyage of self-discovery that we never see. In the beginning, it’s clear that Hana has left him already, his life is a shambles, and that the fire doesn’t actually remove things from him because they’re clearly already gone. By the time he gets to Apogee he’s already a different person. We never see this transition. We see the flashbacks of his life (narrated by the ghost of his twin brother, who died at birth, to no particular effect) which clearly illustrate the person he was and wants to get away from, but we don’t see any of the things that cause his dramatic shift in personality.

The second problem is the ending, which is fine until it drops the most ridiculous, eye-rollingest, Creative Writing 101-est denouement onto the reader. It is enough to make one consider taking an exacto knife to the last few pages of the book.

So Asterios Polyp, overall? Well, I have to give it credit for having a more or less contemporary setting and theme without (a) being just Yet Another Autobiographical Wankfest or (b) having to introduce an element of sci-fi, fantasy, or PULP NOIR CRIMINAL DETECTIVE GUN BROADS to keep the nerd crowd reading. I am so thankful for graphic novels that read like fiction for adults. I think the artwork and what Mazzucchelli does with it are stunning and well worth the price of admission, elevating a somewhat formulaic story into something much more interesting. But even with all that, the story doesn’t go anywhere that hasn’t already been visited and revisited hundreds of times in American fiction.

Asterios Polyp is, indeed, a milestone in graphic novels. Unfortunately what it marks most is how far behind they still are and how much further they have to go.

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April 25, 2010

Geek Stuff

And Now, Funny Only to Me Theater Presents

Filed under: Geek Stuff — Dave @ 8:49 am

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Tags: lippy_droids, Star_Wars


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April 24, 2010

This Del.icio.us Week

Filed under: Uncategorized — Dave @ 8:00 am


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April 23, 2010

Toys

Lego Diem is Two!

Filed under: Toys — Dave @ 8:18 am

Today is the second blogday of my Lego image blog, Lego Diem!

I celebrated by buying a bunch of things off Bricklink for my next major build. And last night I built this:

Uhoh! It looks like Dr. Sforzy accidentally spilled the jar that contained the fluid sample from the meteorite!

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Tags: happy_blogday, lego, moc


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