Category Archives: Writings

Fritz the Reindeer: A Dave Ex Machina Holiday Tradition

Okay, kids, sit back and I’m gonna tell you a Christmas story, one I doubt you’ve heard before, but it’s all true, I swear! It started a few years ago in August. Now, we don’t usually think of August as … Continue reading

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The Final Volume, Part 3

(Part one, two.) Sally Pizarro lived in a Tribeca apartment building that was probably much more impressive back in the 70s when she first moved in. She was waiting outside when Agent Connors arrived, and suggested they go to a … Continue reading

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Fritz the Reindeer: A Dave Ex Machina Holiday Tradition

Okay, kids, sit back and I’m gonna tell you a Christmas story, one I doubt you’ve heard before, but it’s all true, I swear! It started a few years ago in August. Now, we don’t usually think of August as … Continue reading

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The Final Volume, Part 2

(Part one.) Agent Connors drove through the streets of Idaville and imagined what it might have been liked when Chief Justice Leroy Brown had grown up in it. She imagined that back then, some fifty years ago, it was closer … Continue reading

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The Final Volume, Part 1

Two weeks should have been too short an amount of time for an assassination investigation to hit a brick wall. Assassinations, traditionally, weren’t much of a problem to solve because usually the culprit or group had no problem taking credit. … Continue reading

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I Wrote You a Poem. It’s About Cheese.

I like cheese It is great I like to have it On my plate All different kinds Of cheese for me That is how A meal should be Breakfast, lunch And dinner too Cheese is great And this is true … Continue reading

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How to Get Your Dog to Swallow a Submarine

A couple years ago some of the Bureau Chiefs did a project called The Content Farm, which presented funny (to us) “how-to”guides on things. It didn’t last that long, but I wrote three articles over there: How to Climb a … Continue reading

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Fritz the Reindeer: A Dave Ex Machina Holiday Tradition

Okay, kids, sit back and I’m gonna tell you a Christmas story, one I doubt you’ve heard before, but it’s all true, I swear! It started a few years ago in August. Now, we don’t usually think of August as … Continue reading

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