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July 2, 2009

Politics

And Seriously, as Long as You’re Naming the Dog “Bo”, Why Not Add “Bee” in Front Of It?

Filed under: Politics — Dave @ 12:13 pm

I haven’t talked much about politics since Obama got elected. This is partly because I wanted to give him a break and partly because I needed to take a break.

He’s had some time to settle in now, and I have to say, anyone who thought this guy was going to work miracles must be getting back down to Earth about now.

I’m not talking about the economy. The situation with that is so huge it’s taking a lot of guesswork to navigate, and it’s a huge ship to steer. That’s something that is going to challenge anyone who takes hold of it.

However, there’s the issue with the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) and Don’t Ask Don’t Tell (DADT). It’s worth pointing out that these anti-gay measures are not holdovers from Bush, they are both products of that amoral, anything-for-a-laugh far-left liberal, Bill Clinton. His signature is on both of these things, and DOMA was voted “yea” by such folks as Tom Daschle, Harry Reid, Chris Dodd, Sam Nunn, and a guy named Joe Biden — where is he now, I wonder?

Obama has recently shrunk from both of these odious laws, despite campaign promises to repeal them. In the case of the latter, he (and his “11-Dimensional Chess” defenders) have made the excuse that he wants to repeal DADT as a Congressional Act, not as an Executive Order. In other words, his big solution is to pass the buck to Congress.

There are plenty of polls to show that most Americans — including a majority of Republicans — don’t agree with DADT. There are certainly points to be made about how valuable a policy it is in light of stop-loss and getting rid of essential Arabic translators because they happen to be gay. But of course, the shrill voice of the Conservative Christians is heard over the voice of reason, and we are thus powerless to do anything that might keep us from treating gay people as second-class citizens — or citizens at all.

Meanwhile, just as we celebrate states allowing gay marriages we still maintain a policy that makes these marriages — the only ones in the country — nullified in other states. It’s absurd, but the current administration nevertheless defends the act with a statement talking about how cost-effective it is, and of course comparing homosexual marriage to incest.

This is “change”.

“But,” I hear folks saying, “how about the health care reform bill he’s working on? Surely that’s something we can be proud of!”

Unfortunately, not only did the Democrats inspire the story of the Little Boy Who Cried “Health Care Reform”, but when your plan starts by asking the insurance companies if they could maybe perhaps think about some changes that might not disrupt them too much, if they have the time and it’s not too much trouble, pretty please? then I am just as skeptical about getting true health care reform as I’ve always been.

I’m not trying to give Obama a hard time, I’m just holding him to the same standards I’d hold anyone to…keeping the promises he made and was elected on the basis of. It’s not like the economy suddenly collapsed without warning on January 21; he knew of that situation while he was still making the other promises. Believe me, if he ultimately repeals DOMA or DADT or gives us a non-ridiculous health care policy, I’ll be cheering him as loud as anyone. I know how hard it is for a Democratic president…you can declare homosexuality illegal, bomb Mecca, make it mandatory for all citizens to carry handguns at all times, and pave the entire Yellowstone National Park but you’ll still be called “the most liberal President in history” by the wingnuts because your anti-abortion law ONLY gives the death penalty to the doctor and not the woman involved. But you know, as long as you’re going to be accused of being far-left no matter what you do, howabout just going ahead and doing some moderately left things?

I will say this: I do still get a little thrill when I see him on TV and think, “Dude, that’s the President!!

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Tags: Obama, the_growing_gay_threat, whining

July 1, 2009

Comics

Dark Horse: 4, Dave: 0

Filed under: Comics — Dave @ 12:46 pm

In the magical world of Previews, it’s always a few months from now. So one of the first things I’m seeing are the Halloween Mini-Comics (p. 17). We ordered and gave those out last year and they were a big hit…I only found one or two of them on the lawn the next day. The books are very inexpensive, and this year’s titles are pretty good except hey, Fantagraphics? Nobody under the age of 35 cares about Popeye.

Dark Horse begins its assault on my wallet with BPRD: The Black Goddess. I read the last BPRD trade and am now wondering if I missed one. In fact, it probably wouldn’t hurt for me to go back and re-read a few.

Usagi Yojimbo: Yokai (p. 28) is the first ever Usagi OGN. The price is, to be honest, in the glue-sniffing range (and bordering on crack-smoking), but it’s Usagi, so I’ll pretend not to notice.

PICK OF THE MONTH

I’m a big fan of Dean Motter’s “Mister X” stories (as well as his Terminal City and Electropolis stuff) so I’m really looking forward to this trade for Mister X: Condemned (p. 36), the new Mister X series that just wrapped up!

And, in case I haven’t used up my budget in the first 40 pages, here’s Beanworld Book 3 (p. 38)!

I think I’ll just order the next three things from Dark Horse!

Emily the Strange #2

On second thought…

Whew! Out of Dark Horse, so I can settle back for a nice calm ride.

DC offers Wednesday Comics #9-12 (p. 60) which I think still sounds pretty cool.

They also have Gotham City Sirens, which along with Marvel Divas is making me really look forward to Drawn and Quarterly’s D+Q, T+A!

In The Brave and the Bold #27 they are actually bringing back “Dial H for Hero” except now it’s “Text H for Hero”.

Fallout Toyworks (p. 130) is “inspired by the ideas and lyrics” of the band Fall Out Boy. Which I think means that someone from Green Day once dropped a notebook with a comic book idea in it.

Oh hey, Image has a new issue of goddamn Bomb Queen but not of Jack Staff.

The text for Tiffany’s Epiphany (p. 142) says, “The animals in the forest are being bullied! Jack the Rabbit decides to confront the culprit, only to find out the bully is a SKUNK named Tiffany! A lighthearted and humorous tale that shows how wrong it is to be a bully, as well as how lonely being a bully can be.” Oh, is the bully lonely? Boo dee fucking hoo. How’s about we get off this idea of how misunderstood bullies are?

I found my original copy of the King City manga thingy, so I’m going to try to re-read it before I decide on King City #2 (p. 153).

Oh hey, Image has a new issue of Dead @ goddamn 17: Afterbirth but not of Jack Staff.

Oh hey, Image has a new issue of YOUNG GODDAMN BLOOD but not of Jack Staff.

According to this solicitation, Ripclaw is the most popular member of Cyber-Force. Isn’t that like being the tallest Munchkin in Oz?

Now this is interesting! Logicomix (p. 210) is a graphic novel about Bertrand Russell. I may have to make room for this.

I’m going to get Bart Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror (p. 212) because how can I pass up Simpsons a la Kevin Huizenga?

Fact: I IMed a yaoi manga description to Chris Sims and he IMMEDIATELY identified it as being for Selfish Mr. Mermaid from DMP. FACT.

Here’s the newest issue of Doctor Who (p. 265) as well as a stand-alone story, Doctor Who: Black Death/White Life. Are either of them written by Rich Johnston? Nope? Cool, I’ll buy them, then.

Have you been playing and enjoying Fallout 3? Then you’re going to want to buy Wasteland. I’ll be getting Wasteland #27 (p. 280).

DID YOU KNOW? “In 2008, Radical Revolutionized comics.” Somehow, this is a little-known fact!

Hell yeah I’m getting 20th Century Boys vol 5 (p. 305)!

So Eoin Colfer was picked to continue Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series. Some HHGttG fans are NOT pleased, as demonstrated by this hard-hitting satiric Lego vignette.

This toy is the Star Wars Force Trainer (p. 364) and, no lie, it scans your brainwaves and acts off of them. Now, obviously you’re not going to be moving the bag of chips closer to you with your mind, or force-choking that bully skunk bitch, but if this toy does even a little of what it claims, they are all going to get snapped up by BoingBoing readers looking to “hack” them mercilessly.

I always forget that Tom Baker was in the Hellraiser movies.

This is a die-cast model of Rei Ayanami’s entry plug, and that’s all I’m going to say about that.

And finally, the Games section has all kinds of sourcebook for Paranoia, the RPG everyone loves but nobody actually plays!

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Tags: previews

June 30, 2009

Toys

He’s Been Raised Right

Filed under: Toys — Dave @ 1:12 pm

Becky’s folks were visiting over the past few days, and they brought Adam, our nephew, along! We had a nice visit, involving Mounts Skinner and Tom, Dinosaurs, prison, rocking and rolling, Grossology, and geocaching! But also: Legos!

Adam built this awesome castle while he was here:

That’s some serious Lego skills there, son!

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Tags: family, lego, moc

June 29, 2009

Music

And Now, Our First Scene Change!

Filed under: Music — Dave @ 8:32 am

(But don’t strike the New Orleans set just yet, guys.)

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Tags: cnmt, the_past

June 28, 2009

Comics

Space Cabby Sunday: Space-Taxi!

Filed under: Comics — Dave @ 5:00 am

You all know I’m a big fan of Space Cabby, DC’s most second-most very somewhat popular space character. I like the simple idea behind him: he’s a cab driver…in space! What’s his name? Space Cabby! (Well, sometimes it’s Space Cabbie.)

Surprisingly, not a whole lot of people know about the history of this enigmatic character, so I’m starting a new weekly feature:

I’m going to recount all the adventures of Space Cabby, starting from the first one, which is from Mystery in Space #21, dated Aug-Sep 1954.That story is called, appropriately enough, “Space-Taxi!”

As you can see, this first story is not only about Space Cabbie, but he also seems to be related to Mr. Mxyzptlk.

Our tale begins with Space Cabbie picking up a fare who wants to go to Paris. Paris, France? Paris, Texas? Oh no, Paris, Mercury! Remember, he’s a SPACE Cabbie! Jetting around the nine planets and such is everyday life in the year 2154!

One day our hero is leaving Marsport when a voice from the back of the cab asks to go to Titan, the main moon of Saturn. But there’s nobody there!

That’s the Space Cab, but don’t get used to it.

The fare turns out to be one Vugga Vott, a Martian who’s perfected a suit that allows him to become invisible, but only for an hour (his cosmis-ray battery doesn’t last longer than that.) Space Cabbie takes him to Titanopolis, but when he gets there, Vugga Vott turns invisible and stiffs the Cabbie!

However, before he can track down Vott, this fellow hops in:

(For my readers who live in the Asteroids, please don’t take offense; this story was written in a very different time.)

So Vott gets away. When, over the next few days, reports come in of robberies all over Saturn’s moons — robberies in which there are no eye-witnesses — Space Cabbie knows that Vugga Vott is using his invisible suit for the most futuristic type of crime: space crime! Space Cabbie knows that he should not try to pursue a dangerous criminal by himself — he’s just a cab driver, for goodness’ sake! — so he reports what he knows to the Interplanetary Police.

So now he’s forced to somehow bring the crook in himself! He hears a report on the space-video news that the crook’s targets so far have been Titan, Tethys, Rhea, Phoebe, Mimas, and Japetus, but have no idea where he’ll strike next! But Space Cabbie seems to know, and makes tracks for the moon of Hyperion!

Space Cabbie waits outside the First Interplanetary Bank on Hyperion until someone gets in his cab and asks to be taken to Mars. (”And jet it up!” he says, and I guess my understanding of how that word works in this world isn’t completely correct.) When SC looks to see the fare, there’s no one there! And that makes him happy! He figured Vott would rob the biggest bank on Hyperion and then look for the quickest getaway — this cab! As he says to himself, “Nobody outsmarts this hackie!”

Vugga Vott plans on stranding Space Cabbie on a deserted meteor and has that ray gun to help him get the job done, when suddenly he hears gunfire coming from behind the cab! The Interplanetary Police! (Nope, it’s the cab backfiring again!) He turns to look and Space Cabbie, figuring out where Vott’s head is by the position of the non-invisible gun, clocks him one good across what he assumes is the Martian’s chin. When Vott’s cosmis-ray battery runs out, Space Cabbie sees that he missed the chin and blacked the unconscious criminal’s eye instead!

SC takes him back to the Interplanetary Police, but by the time he gets there, the cosmis-ray batteries have recharged and Vott is invisible again! Carrying the crook, he runs into a cell and yells for the police to lock the door behind them. They think he’s nuts, so they’re only to happy to oblige. After an hour, lo, Vugga Vott reappears, along with his stolen loot. SC is exonerated! (And, being a cabbie first and foremost, he reminds the cops that Vott owes him 180 zuppolas (Martian money) for the original fare!) Much to his delight, he not only gets the 180 Zs, but he also gets a reward of 2500 zuppolas for catching the crook!

But first, the Interplanetary Police have a question. How did Space Cabbie know that after robbing Titan, Tethys, Rhea, Phoebe, Mimas, and Japetus Vugga Vott would head for Hyperion next? How about it, reader? Do YOU know?

Well it was obvious to our hero that Vott wasn’t working the moons in alphabetical order, or in order of distance from Saturn. That only left one other logical pattern to the crimes!

Of course! It all makes sense now!

So there you have it…the very first appearance of this fan-favorite* character! Although there will be some modifications in the stories to come, this story sets everything up perfectly…he’s a cabbie…in space! And he has adventures!

Join us next week for: “Hitchhiker of Space!”

“Space Taxi!”
Mystery in Space #21 (September, 1954)
Writer: Otto Binder
Penciler: Howard Sherman
Inker: Howard Sherman
Editor: Julius Schwartz
Cabby/Cabbie: Cabbie


* — I’m a fan and he’s my favorite, so jet off!

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Tags: space_cabby, space_cabby_sunday

June 27, 2009

This Del.icio.us Week

Filed under: Uncategorized — Dave @ 8:00 am


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June 26, 2009

Misc

I Got Nothing For You Today

Filed under: Misc — Dave @ 4:43 pm

But I should have something exciting on Sunday!

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Tags: no_blog_day

June 25, 2009

Politics

Fact

Filed under: Politics — Dave @ 2:22 pm

I am a liberal atheist and have still managed to not sleep with anyone other than my wife since I got married. So it can be done.

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Tags: atheism, bimbo_eruptions

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